Thursday, September 17, 2009


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For most of the semester, I'll be writing in a blog I started just for LA (slightly less gay friendly so family can read it):

However, this is too good not to xpost.

BBC America has a program called "BBC America Reveals," similar to "True Life" on MTV. Titles for upcoming episodes have been released and some of them are too good to be true. I'm copy/pasting directly from the website because I won't be able to type these without laughing.

18 Pregnant Schoolgirls
Sunday, July 5th at 10/9c
Addicted to Surrogacy
Sunday, July 12th at 10/9c
Other BBC America Reveals
Britain's Worst Teeth
Transvestite Wives
Too Ugly to Love
My Secret Female Body
476-lb Teenager
Love Me, Love My Doll
Should I Really Give Up Flying?
My Fake Baby
Britain's Youngest Grannies
Should I Smoke Dope?
Too Fat To Toddle
100 Men Own My Breasts
John Barrowman: The Making Of Me
Perfect Private Parts
I'm A Boy Anorexic
The Human Spider
My Big Breasts and Me
My Small Breasts and I
Super Skinny Me
The Fastest Man On No Legs
Cocaine Diaries: Alex James in Columbia
Sex Change Soldier
Virgin Memories
Sugar Mummies
Brothels: The Ins and Outs
Super Botox Me
Married to the Eiffel Tower
My Car Is My Lover

Friday, August 7, 2009

What a Catch, Donnie

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Fall Out Boy released their new video for What a Catch, Donnie. I never really liked this song, but it's grown on me within the past 12 hours.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Best of both worlds

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Disney Channel:

1. Everyone is getting old.
2. Why do the JoBros have their own show? They're becoming less popular.
3. The Hannah Montana theme song montage is different...there isn't a "mix it all together" motion.
4. Miley/Hannah has a song about ice cream, which makes up for #3.
5. Wizards of Waverly Place makes me laugh more than it should


1. I have way too much energy when I'm at Flair.
2. A little kid hissed at me 2 weeks ago.
3. Yesterday, a girl who looked about seven years old came in with her mom. The girl had long blonde pigtails, a pink tank top, a blue flowered skirt, a jacket tied around her little waist, pink flowered socks that went up to her knees (maybe past her knees), and gold ballet flats. She picked out a stuffed animal. She was kind of quiet. Her name was Heather. I swear to God, she was a blonde, pale version of me at seven.
4. A dog pulled her owner into the store the other day because we always give her (the dog, not the owner) treats. The woman wasn't even planning on coming in. The dog literally dragged her. I love smart animals.

Hey Monday:

Ler and I saw Hey Monday play at Harper's Ferry in Boston and they were phenomenal. All the opening bands looked the same (read: all emo punk boys with longer hair than Cassadee, the singer of Hey Monday) but they were entertaining. One of the singers jumped into the crowd. Big mistake, considering 99% of the audience consisted of fourteen year old girls. Also, during one of the set changes, "I'm on a Boat" played and the people at Harper's Ferry turned it up really loud and people sang. The tall kid next to me was very excited about it. We met Cassadee and I got a picture with her. And this was the first show I went to where I got a wristband instead of Xs on my hands. I'm getting old. Ha.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

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I was in front of the fire station on Cambridge St, coming home from the North End, and I saw a slightly sketchy guy and thought to myself, "you can't get me, man, I have a light saber and a sword." He could not attack. I have a dragon, it hides under my bed with its lunchbox. He is green with a spiky tail, but not like the one in Harry Potter, oh no, you can't get me, I'm flying on my Firebolt, cumulus nimbus, my head in the sky.

Because I am the the walrus, the walnut, nutterbutter, butterfingers.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Musical marriage proposal

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If anyone tried to do this for me, I'd kill them.

Friday, June 26, 2009

We may not have a football team, but we have a damn good Quidditch team.

Friday, June 26, 2009 2
MTV made a Quidditch commercial to promote HP6 and the Emerson Quidditch team is in it.

I'm pretty sure we're the ones in the green capes.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Beautiful movies.

Monday, June 22, 2009 1
Tim Burton is redoing Alice and Wonderland and judging from the photos, it's going to be beautiful.
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